Look, a bird.

Some days the Internet is a great big timesuck, luring me from pointless YouTube videos to titillating news headlines to random Google searches to mindnumbing Flash games until I look up and the day is OVER. The dishes are still piled in the sink, every surface is covered with stuff, I can't remember which laundry baskets are clean and which are dirty because they all look the same, and WHY is Johnny Depp so outrageously sexy?

Speaking of pointless Google searches.