Thus ends a flurry of virus-related posts.

Hey, thanks, stupid trojan. You've convinced me to do what I should have done ages ago -- I've deleted dozens of time-wasting bookmarks and cut my Internet use almost exclusively to work-related searches.

Now I only have livejournal and facebook to suck up my time, and since I'm no longer trusting any applications there is suddenly a lot of time to -gasp- keep up with housework and spend time with my kids.

A bunch of my facebook friends are going to be so happy that I will no longer be beating their Bejeweled scores.

And the folks who've been patiently keeping me on their LJ friends list even though I hardly ever have anything interesting to say? Well, everyone knows that it's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.

Let the foolish posting commence!